the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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