If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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