Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
They took my balls.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
