do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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