I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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