Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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