can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
