I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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