are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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