i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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