Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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