Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Pooping to opera.
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