i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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