nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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