Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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