I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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