I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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