I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Randomize