we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I've blown a few things in my day
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
How's work?
Spinning.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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