is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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