it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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