windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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