He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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