I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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