Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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