thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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