i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Your penis caused this!
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