Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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