Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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