OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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