if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
my liver is dry heaving
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