Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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