Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
pop tarts are not kleenex
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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