I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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