Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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