did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
wow bdsm is so cute
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