just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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