Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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