I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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