My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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