Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My pussy is not your playground.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You have to summon your inner elephant
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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