Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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