hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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