oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
this boner is exhausting
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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