I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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