so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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