Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
