Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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