something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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