idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
