just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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