so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
