Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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