Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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