HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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