you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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